{"id":593,"date":"2026-01-23T09:26:49","date_gmt":"2026-01-23T09:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/?p=593"},"modified":"2026-01-23T09:26:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T09:26:49","slug":"slowo-na-piatek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/?p=593","title":{"rendered":"S\u0142owo na piatek"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"http:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-23-sty-2026-10_13_37-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-23-sty-2026-10_13_37-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-23-sty-2026-10_13_37-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-23-sty-2026-10_13_37-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-23-sty-2026-10_13_37.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wreszcie nadszed\u0142 ten historyczny moment. Pi\u0105tek, pi\u0105teczek, pi\u0105tunio. Dzie\u0144, na kt\u00f3ry czekali\u015bmy niemal jak na fina\u0142 kolejnego sezonu serialu sensacyjnego pt. \u201eCo wydarzy\u0142o si\u0119 w listopadzie?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pani Przewodnicz\u0105ca Rady Gminy ma odpowiedzie\u0107 na pytanie: <strong>co si\u0119 tam w\u0142a\u015bciwie sta\u0142o i czyje r\u0105czki miesza\u0142y w garczku, a w zasadzie le\u017ca\u0142y na klawiaturze<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I prosz\u0119 mi wierzy\u0107 \u2014 napi\u0119cie jest wi\u0119ksze ni\u017c przy otwieraniu koperty z rachunkiem za wod\u0119 (przepraszam nie mog\u0142em si\u0119 powstrzyma\u0107 \ud83d\ude09 ).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wr\u00f3belki \u0107wierkaj\u0105, \u017ce odby\u0142y si\u0119 ju\u017c dwa spotkania kryzysowe. Dwa. A to znaczy, \u017ce sprawa jest powa\u017cna, bo w naszej gminie spotkania kryzysowe robi si\u0119 tylko wtedy, gdy co\u015b naprawd\u0119 \u201esiad\u0142o\u201d. Zapewne nie wiem wszystkiego \u2014 i pewnie lepiej dla mojego ci\u015bnienia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ale to nie koniec atrakcji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeden z mieszka\u0144c\u00f3w zwr\u00f3ci\u0142 mi uwag\u0119 na detal, kt\u00f3rego wcze\u015bniej nie zauwa\u017cy\u0142em. I tu naprawd\u0119 \u2014 <strong>chapeau bas<\/strong>. Bo trzeba mie\u0107 sokole oko.<br>Na screenie ze strony internetowej Gminy P\u0142aska, kt\u00f3ry udostepni\u0142em wczoraj w S\u0142owie na czwartek jak byk widnieje komunikat sugeruj\u0105cy, \u017ce urz\u0105d chce cz\u0142owieka\u2026 delikatnie m\u00f3wi\u0105c\u2026 oskuba\u0107 na wodzie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nawet serwery ju\u017c chyba nie wytrzymuj\u0105. Najwyra\u017aniej stwierdzi\u0142y:<br>\u201eMy w tym udzia\u0142u bra\u0107 nie b\u0119dziemy\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wreszcie nadszed\u0142 ten historyczny moment. Pi\u0105tek, pi\u0105teczek, pi\u0105tunio. Dzie\u0144, na kt\u00f3ry czekali\u015bmy niemal jak na fina\u0142 kolejnego sezonu serialu sensacyjnego pt. \u201eCo wydarzy\u0142o si\u0119 w listopadzie?\u201d. Pani Przewodnicz\u0105ca Rady Gminy ma odpowiedzie\u0107 na pytanie: co si\u0119 tam w\u0142a\u015bciwie sta\u0142o i czyje r\u0105czki miesza\u0142y w garczku, a w zasadzie le\u017ca\u0142y na klawiaturze. I prosz\u0119 mi wierzy\u0107 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","hide_page_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":595,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions\/595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}