{"id":1726,"date":"2026-07-27T07:12:41","date_gmt":"2026-07-27T06:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2026-07-27T07:11:49","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T06:11:49","slug":"a-moze-otworzymy-w-plaskiej-sklep-z-koszulkami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plaska.info\/?p=1726","title":{"rendered":"A mo\u017ce otworzymy w P\u0142askiej sklep z koszulkami i gad\u017cetami?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Kolekcja &#8222;\u017bycie jest \u017cyciem&#8221;. Sezon 2026.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"756\" height=\"605\" src=\"https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-10.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-10.jpeg 756w, https:\/\/plaska.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-10-300x240.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeszcze rok temu wydawa\u0142o mi si\u0119, \u017ce satyr\u0119 trzeba wymy\u015bla\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dzisiaj wystarczy w\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 dyktafon podczas posiedzenia komisji, przepisa\u0107 kilka zda\u0144 i gotowy jest projekt kolejnej koszulki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To chyba pierwszy przypadek, kiedy satyryk zaczyna si\u0119 zastanawia\u0107, czy jest mu jeszcze do czegokolwiek potrzebna wyobra\u017ania.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Materia\u0142 reklamowy dostarczany jest na bie\u017c\u0105co.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A poniewa\u017c \u2013 jak us\u0142yszeli\u015bmy \u2013 <strong>\u201e\u017cycie jest \u017cyciem\u201d<\/strong>, to najwyra\u017aniej trzeba szuka\u0107 nowych \u017ar\u00f3de\u0142 dochodu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Mam tylko jedn\u0105 obaw\u0119.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u017celi tempo dostarczania nowych cytat\u00f3w si\u0119 utrzyma, to za chwil\u0119 zabraknie miejsca w szafie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Kolekcja Jesie\u0144\u2013Zima 2026 jest ju\u017c w przygotowaniu. Premiera po nast\u0119pnej sesji Rady Gminy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oby drukarnia mia\u0142a wi\u0119cej wolnych mocy przerobowych ni\u017c zdrowy rozs\u0105dek na kolejnych posiedzeniach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wszystkie przedstawione modele s\u0105 inspirowane autentycznymi wydarzeniami. Wszelkie podobie\u0144stwo do rzeczywisto\u015bci nie jest przypadkowe. Jest udokumentowane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Na razie kubki termiczne, koszulki oraz czapeczki. 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Sezon 2026. Jeszcze rok temu wydawa\u0142o mi si\u0119, \u017ce satyr\u0119 trzeba wymy\u015bla\u0107. Dzisiaj wystarczy w\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 dyktafon podczas posiedzenia komisji, przepisa\u0107 kilka zda\u0144 i gotowy jest projekt kolejnej koszulki. To chyba pierwszy przypadek, kiedy satyryk zaczyna si\u0119 zastanawia\u0107, czy jest mu jeszcze do czegokolwiek potrzebna wyobra\u017ania. Materia\u0142 reklamowy dostarczany jest na bie\u017c\u0105co. 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